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>>6266

ChatGPT, if I've been a Fan Gooner of Nanatsu No Taizai for 20 years, how many consecutive handjobs can I do in 14 hours?

>>6269
>ChatGPT, if I've been a hardcore Nanatsu No Taizai fan for 20 years, how many consecutive handjobs can I do in 14 hours?
ELIZABETH: 5 HANDJOBS
DIANE: 10 HANDJOBS
MERLIN: 29 HANDJOBS

>>6270
Laugh

This is wrong, I was always a fan of Diane more than the others, he's another Arab hidden behind a computer

>>6272
SHIT TASTE

>>6273
Big ones are GOOOOODDDD

>>6274
Seconded on that but consider the lolisdeity

>>6269
>>6270
>>6271
>>6272
>>6273
>>6274
>>6275
Open a seven deadly sins roleplay

>>6276
I once made one in Project Z.

It went well, but there weren't enough people

>>6277
Invite your roleplaying buddies and I'll open up a roleplay you want kek
Is a Jujutsu Kaisen roleplay coming?

>>6275
>lolisdeidad
❤️ 🇮🇱 ❤️

>>6278
Go, but later, when the CSM roleplay is over

>>6280
Ok. But I'm already excited, I think I'll open a meta soon so those who are interested can send their character sheets. I've already gotten some ideas for the role kek

>>6281
I see, let me know if anything comes up

>>6282
There I opened the meta for those who want to drop their info: >>131214

>>6272
bip bop Faggot...ejem digo, bibubop, bobobip

Everyone died, pipipi

>>6285
I am here, but our characters are separated anon

>>6286
Terrible

What a Saturday, niggers. Sorry for not showing up yesterday, little things. Although I see you guys were busy here, whatever.

>>6285
I'll reply to everyone later. Really, only Mac and Kurose are missing, and I'd bet Kurose is already replying with the quality he's known for, ayy.
>>6286
Don't cry, my little one. It's simpler to reply to everyone like this. Anyway, they'll get back together at some point Those who live
>>6266
I liked. I'll send you something when I reply later potentially tonight.

is there still room?

>>6289
Yes, but possess someone preferably.

>>6288
I apologize for missing the roll. I might not be able to respond until Tuesday. I've had so many things and I'm focusing on my final exams.
Also an apology to my team, I hope to get back to it soon.

>Name
Jaiden "Zuri"

>Age
19 years

>Previous occupation (Whatever it may be)
University student with a part-time job at a cafe.

>Nationality
Japanese

>Gender
Female

>Why did you decide to join?
"Well, I used to be a normal girl, I worked and studied, I made a living... Until a corrupt politician tried to abuse me, but when I didn't let him, he used his contacts to frame me for many of his misdeeds. Public opinion was against me... Everyone fell for that vile lie, people who saw me walking down the street threw things at me, they even physically assaulted me... I lost my job and my desire to study... Which led me to make a difficult decision... That tragic day I was hanging from the ceiling of my own room, I was running out of air... I clung to life, after all, I still wanted to live, but it would no longer be possible... Until that demon appeared and offered me a deal... The only thing I knew when I woke up was that this redhead girl had found me in my room. I asked her how she found me... "It was a coincidence," she said... But I wouldn't fall for any more lies, even so, I had to go with her, where else would I go if not?"

>Demon with whom you have a contract
Demon of lies

>>6291
Don't worry, good luck!!!!

>>6289
Post the damn character sheet already!!! KEK

I'm answering now bros, I'm free now

>Name
Bridget Maxwell
>History or origin before being taken to SN
Bridget was an orphan from the slums of Chicago who made a living as a hitwoman. One day, a mysterious client commissioned her to assassinate several SN agents, but deliberately omitted details so that she would die on the job. The client turned out to be a demon, who planned for her to fail so that it could take her body. This demon stems from the fear of sharp objects and cutting oneself.
>What demon are you?
Blade Demon
>Gender
female
>Demonic abilities
Pros: grants a scythe capable of cutting almost any material, as well as doing more damage against other possessed individuals. It can cut sound and light, granting absolute silence and invisibility.

Cons: it can only cut up to two materials in a single cut. If it cuts light and sound, it cannot cut flesh; if it cuts wood and metal, it cannot cut stone, etc.

>>6291
Yo apologize... WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WE ARE THE GODS.

I mean, it's okay, don't worry, for me it was also a very tiring day so I'll tell the blackards that if they don't see shift today, my soul is no longer in this world.

>>6295
You surprise me cumifuck.

FOR CHICLE AND THIMBLE
Good that your characters already "get along" :) and realized that the only problem is a certain young adult with a helmet kek

>>6291

As long as you don't leave me alone with the kids, you can take all the time you want. But if I find out you went for cigarettes, I'll come find you and make you pay child support!

>>6296
Do we get along badly? I'm just a mother who wants her son to become a man

>>6291
As a recommendation anon, you don't have to respond to "all" of what we've been roleplaying, I'm sure you can easily jump in from the last general turn OP sent

>>6297
>>6298
>>6291
Why am I the dog?! I need more attention than Thimble! Keksito

>>6297
JAJAJA So then we are a dysfunctional family, I see
(I love the image. Very well represented jaja)

>>6298
Thanks for the recommendation! Although I like to pick up where I left off, but sometimes it's too much jaja

>>6299
Palmada en la cabeza

>>6297
AYYYYYYY, I'll keep it in my heart, Gumi.
>>6300
Kurose of my heart. Take Thimble's word for it, you can pick up the last turn without a problem, everything is written in a general way so you can jump in without feeling ignored, ayy.

Although I understand the fomo of wanting to respond to everything. I hope you do well in whatever you're studying.

>>6299
>Why am I the dog?!
Your mommy >>6297 just wants you to accept the treats, obey her or you'll get a newspaper whack and you'd deserve it!

>>6298
>>6299
>>6300
>>6297
<Also
I asked for dice rolls because now is when you should see your luck if you fly with Mc Donald's or if you stay. The mechanic is not out of this world at all, in fact, I'd say it's pretty basic and classic.

You just roll a die when random moments happen I'll tell you when, so it's random for you
If the Luck die is 50 or less, the action that follows is chaotic and with consequences, this will depend on the die in question.

Levels of bad luck
40 - 59
Mild bad luck
A simple misfortune happens to you, tripping, getting scratched, simply seeing Mac's face and getting a stomach ache, but you don't suffer extra damage. (More narrative than something that can affect you in a fight long-term)
20 - 39
Moderate bad luck
You suffer a small narrative penalty that will affect you lightly in a subsequent combat. Example: Intense cold or heat, headaches, heart pangs, fatigue, etc.
05 - 19
The worst day of your life.
Your life is affected and you end up touched. Understand "touched" not as groped, don't be perverted, but you suffer a fracture, lose weapons, or a battle against a demon simply begins.
04 - 01
Death.
Just kidding, I won't be that mean For now.
You end up separated from the group, exposing yourself to more dangers than you were already exposed to, and the way of separation won't be pretty.

>Aldo
Death is possible in any of the scenarios, it's just less to more probable, but if you perish, it will be by battle and not because I kill you narratively, so good luck if you want to fly on Mac Airlanes or stay on the ground.

I would recommend you watch a tutorial on how to avoid accidents, you'll thank me later: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJUbLM8coho▾

>>6295
Field kid. If you saved a spot, then asked about a spot, then sent a file, read the whole post. You skipped what's for you.

>>6295
Ay Kumiko baby, you're such a fool! You missed part of your turn!

>>6300
I bite! Yum.

>>6301
As long as they don't decide on castration, any punishment is fine for me... Ah.

>>6302
>>6303
ya lo busco

>>6303
<I bite
That's very gay of you Mac... Maybe you have something to confess. Those insinuations towards Thimble were never normal

>>6305
I'm not surprised

>>6301
Here is my die
1d100 = 53

My proposals for the bone demon's appearance, op

>>6308
I have one that would be good from the ones you posted, but I won't tell you which one I chose until you use it which, as things look, will be soon
>>6306
Me neither

>>6198
<Humans
>Name
Leela.
>Age
18.
>Previous occupation
Nurse. She was fired after being caught injecting herself with patients' morphine. She herself admitted it was foolish, because even opiates didn't help her correct the hopelessness that plagued her inside.
>Nationality
As she has amnesia from all the medicines she uses, she is not entirely sure of her nationality. She thinks she is a dirty Pole, although she also suspects she is Hispanic and a product of third-world failure. Leela is instinctively racist; the problem is that, not knowing her own race, she doesn't know where to focus her contempt, leading her to focus it on everyone, especially herself.
>Gender
She is a woman, she cannot deny that. She once tried to masturbate but felt nauseous and ended up vomiting on herself.
>Why did you decide to join?
So far, it's the only place that has accepted her questionable resume and terrible attitude. When she got her first paycheck, she immediately went to buy S.T.A.L.K.E.R on Steam, a title that really appealed to her and she was sure would become one of her favorites. Sadly, she discovered she doesn't like Stalker.

Leela is a textbook pessimist. She thinks human consciousness is an evolutionary mistake. The only reason she doesn't commit suicide is that she is not entirely sure that there is an afterlife. With demons, and all that, it would be a comfort if death were like unplugging a socket... But no.

>Demon
Of curse. Despite the uncertainty regarding the other world, having half a decade less of people to put up with seemed like a gift. After making the pact, they had to restrain her so she wouldn't use the demon's power three times in a row at that very moment.

>>6308
I vote for the skeleton demon to be a compilation of cool skeleton memes

BRO WTF, HOW CAN THE MASS LAST 2 HOURS

KUROSE, AYUDANOS!!!!!

Fumiko: 1d100 = 29
Patoso: 1d100 = 22
Linda: 1d100 = 35
Laigu/Yesca: 1d100 = 51

Let's see if the NPCs have better luck OR WORSE you niggers.
>>131604
KUAAAAAK, what a catch. Deserved.
>>6313
Kurose hit Mac with some slaps.
>>6312
I stayed the same, ayyyy. But then you realize it's kind of a loop wherever you put it. Still, it fits the chants, but not the duration, don't get scared.

>>6314
Poor Gumi, just when she finally got someone in the group who didn't give her hypoglycemia.
>>6310
I'll reply in a bit, my little blackie.

>>6315
>Poor Gumi, just when she finally found someone in the group who didn't give her hypoglycemia.
That's what this job is like, as soon as you find someone you minimally like they die :(

>>6316
What the hell, what happened? Who died?

>>6317
An NPC with hundreds of clones :p

>>6318
Is that for you? An NPC with hundreds of clones? I thought there would be a nice friendship. You hurt me. </3
<Aldo
I already have Team A's turn, I'm responding to Leela so it's at the same time, since she'll run into you sooner or later.

>>6198
I'm clarifying that I'm using chatgpt because I have a broken arm but I want to participate, my posts will be of good quality

<Humans
>Name
Kokoa Hana.
>Age
23 years.
>Previous Occupation (Whatever it may be)
Travel agent.
>Nationality
Japanese.
>Gender
Female.
>Why did you decide to join?
They asked if she wanted to join, she said yes. The demon's ability will clarify things.
I'll be telling her story in roleplay.
>Demon with which you have a contract
Demon of Lies

How does it work?

Example:
1 - She says: Your arm exploded.
2 - At the moment she says it, it's still false.
3 - The demon forces reality to make the statement true.
4 - The arm explodes.
That simple.

>Contract Condition
In exchange for obtaining partial authority over reality through language, she lost the ability to tell the truth.

Every phrase she pronounces must be false at the moment of saying it.
If she tries to tell the truth, she feels unbearable pain and the words don't come out.
Even in normal conversations she is forced to lie.

>Cost of the Contract
Each lie made real consumes a part of her.

Small lies:
Ripped throat, coughing up blood.

Medium lies:
Temporary loss of voice, bleeding from the ears, intense migraine.

Serious lies:
Internal damage, memory loss, inability to speak for days.

Impossible lies:
The Demon of Lies directly takes years of her life or fragments of her identity.

>>6292
son of the fregada, I earn TOPKEK

>>6319
A good devil hunter can't be worried about corpses

Terrible, everyone dead

>>6917
If you had to create a role, what would it be, anon?

>>6918
Well, I always wanted to do a campaign in the pure D&D style, and from what I see this platform is a good option to do it

>>6917
I'm still here, I answered the other half of my turn a while ago

>>6947
X2

>>6948
X3

>>6917
Fate almost killed me, but I am stronger.

Tonight they will have their answers, and it's not bullshit ayy. Two hard weeks, but oh well, nobody asked me, kek.

>>6655
Are you still interested anon?

>>6950
What happened to you, son?

OP, confirm you are safe and sound that shitshow over there was rough ;_;

>>7237
Who are you my little darkie...? But yes, I'm fine, although part of my house suffered some damage, I'm fine. Luckily, I'm barely getting any connection ;_;

The worst part is that when I was about to reply to everyone, but well, what happened happened...

Are you okay anon?

<Something general.
Who is still active to follow anons...? Although with my slower connection in general because, well, earthquake.

And for my animes in the zone, I hope they are okay ;_;.

>>10327
I'm happy to read you Opecito. I'm here to continue the roleplay, give you encouragement, whatever you want! Even if that means waiting indefinitely for you to have a good connection, or feel comfortable roleplaying again!

>>10327
present

>>10327
sigo aquí

>>6950
Well, if you're going to continue, go ahead.

>>10328
>>10329
>>10330
>>10331
Thanks for your presence my little darkies.

Tomorrow the fiber optic guys are coming supposedly, even so, with the phone data I think I'll be able to stream something if they don't show up, ayyy. See you tomorrow <3

>>10328
And thanks for your support my little thimble.

>>10332
Here Thimble, I respond on Thursdays/Fridays. If my notice can alleviate the anxiety, fear, and anger that OPs may feel when they send a wide range of shifts, but do not receive responses from their players with the same reciprocity or frequency!

Open slots.

>>10477
Calm down, little brother, thanks for letting me know.

>>6198
>Name

Carmelita H. Mbappé

>Age

24

>Previous occupation (Whatever it is)

Immigrant/Psychologist

>Nationality

African - Cape Verde

>Gender

Titty

>Why did you decide to join?

It was this or prostitution.

>Demon with whom you have a contract

Demon of women

>>132265
>94
We are saved!

¿vas a mandarme turno, OP?

>>10479
ya tengo gemelo, kek