>>4445
>>4444
>>4443
I shouldn't have deleted the post

This is art, APPRECIATE IT!

>>4448
Do something nice for him too, don't be one of those who receive and give nothing in return.

>>121208
>Award
>I write a MMM-Tan and Larp fanfic loaded with sex and bad jokes
Yes.
I hate this board, every anon that inhabits it, I hate Socrates, Shakespeare, the fucking Egyptians who invented paper, tumblr, watppad, ao3, the queer ponjas for futanari, my primary school teacher for teaching me to read, the shadow queer for letting me know about the chans back in 2017, and especially, Ruler for being a whore.

See you in September for the next odyssey

>>4458
I don't know if I want to open this shit, black. I don't know what I'm going to find.

>>4456
There are eggs.

>>4458
And my vanilla? Where was my vanilla?

>>4458
>>The enormous size and thickness of Larp's cyclopean cock made it impossible for the tight
and MMM's virgin pussy could accommodate her properly

https://youtu.be/Y-qP0GDB3gQ▾Good.

There it goes.

https://archive.is/wJWMg
>Rol boku no hero chapter zero: "The hero's first step" ID: 824kRYB4 post:/#/44040 from /r/-Hispachan. February 28-March 1, 2019.

The intro is simple and to the point, high school student, goes to the UA, the issue is that before even arriving at the UA grounds and taking the pitera test, you must pass a written exam, and of all the characters, one of the most iconic, we have a retard like Lucas, how the hell did he pass an exam, which, we suppose, must be difficult because the UA is a prestigious place? Of the small percentage that passes the physical test, only 1% succeed, so in reality we have a number of less than 1% of people who manage to be enrolled in the UA after passing all the tests.

How the hell did they accept Lucas? Did his mother sleep with someone? Administrative error? With the future knowledge we have, maybe that will have an answer... but we will see it in maybe 17 chapters or so. But put a pin on the conspiracy board.

How was Lucas accepted into the UA?

We're not even going for the first post, it's going well.

I skip the first token in this thread, which is random and does nothing, and we already have the first important tokens.

>Lucas Cruyff
Nothing to add, it's Lucas, except that the original explanation of his quirk is lost media because the Kayako/Kouhei prototype thread was deleted without archiving, but we already know what it is like, and how it is later altered for the good of the plot.
>Quirk: Concentration of energy (third world OFA)

>Urami Kami
>Who?
That of becoming smarter in different parts of the body...or well, smarter in one thing and stupid in others. Important because I created a meme, irrelevant otherwise.

>Juan Jose Escofet Carmona "Juanjo"
Juanjo, he looks like juanjo.
>Quirk: Nameless, creates things

>Mark Stone
Mark before Flanderization and mental retardation.
>Quirk: Mineral Control

In introspection, I don't know why I had such an obsession with Dr.Stone at that time, it shows that he was a teenager looking to form a personality, kek. Mark is nothing more than a derivative of Faustino in C.D because rock element, negative imagination.

>Akabashi Kouhei
Curious, first he used Akabashi and then he started using only Kouhei. Do we read Kouhei as his surname in the Western order, or as his first name in the Western order? The same with Akabashi.
>Quirk: Misfortune

In any case, it is a day after the first tokens are released that the role starts, which gives me more solid evidence that the role did start on February 28 because the thread was opened shortly after Kouhei deleted his.

The day arrives and one more joins us.

>William McBeth
TH Memage of the role.
>Quirk: PSI Suspension

There is also a lot of discussion and early adoration of Tomoko, to think that if it weren't for this shit I would never have seen/read Watamote...you ruined my life black people, I hate you all.

A lot of talking and we didn't even get to the first shift.

It's very simple, it's surprising to compare Ruler's first turn in the first BNH with the second, the role evolution that occurred in 2 months is incredible, kek... although I take back what I said, Ruler's first turn in the reboot is just as simplistic, the second one is a little better, but I'm already going off on a limb, his role evolution is Oliva's topic, not mine.

Yyyy what did it say? Yes, the intro, everyone is arriving late.

Mark narrates in the most cringe-worthy way, complicated and uncomfortable to read, so much formatting alteration between such short paragraphs is a terrible way of writing to communicate that he came from Russia to Japan and that he wants to be a hero, apart from the fact that there was still light in his eyes, tremendous asshole.

The others go the same and between them they hurry because they arrived late half asleep.

More og's are also coming
>Cinthia Artemis
Penta's cuteness, this one lasts more than one thread, so I include it, nuclear powers that later change to vectors because it's all broken.

>Akira Arakawa "They call him double A" (No one ever calls him that)
Akira in all his glory, and with his first personality before accepting the baseness in his soul and locking up and betraying his shonen personality in his subconscious for 20 chapters.
>Quirk: Sticky feint closuresThat among the applicants who arrive late and hurry more, all are received at the UA by the HEROE number one, the unmatched, the only, the great, the wonderful, popular throughout the globe, movie star, symbol of peace. ALL RIGHT, and it is not a political party, eh eh fucking joke

The interactions begin, and the first interaction of the entire bnh story between characters is between Mark and William, and the second is Juanjo and Akira, and the third is Mark and Lucas, some friendships seem to have been forged in the firmament long before we could see it, incredible.

And what do the characters talk about while they wait and others come? Well, it's 2019, this is a sitcom and they only talk and talk about trivialities while they wait for the plot to progress, they introduce themselves, they show their powers, etc. The same talks you would have with a random person waiting in line to do a transaction, those kinds of talks.

Although a bit of the characters' personalities are still visible, the one who stands out is Juanjo, who doesn't give a single whit about agia and had to convince his parents that he is not a failure, while the others, including Akira, have the shonen spirit of being heroes just because to help, qt.

The curious thing is that Akira discovered his quirk just a week ago according to him, and even so, he most likely took the first written exam, passed it, and after that he must have had the mentality of taking the physical exam anyway. Let's think, he lived for 16 years thinking that he had no powers, they probably bullied him like Deku, and even so, he trained to fight and was 100% willing to put up with it without powers because I doubt that the bureaucratic process of this pissing school at Harvard or Yale level would last two days, literally HARD WORK and TALENT because equally with having discovered his power just a week ago he is still at the same level as everyone else who has been using their powers all their lives, AKIRACHAD, shit on those traumatized memes with Rock Lee that pigeonhole everything into either of those two boxes.

Kouhei is also there and he is an edgy who hated everyone literally me at 14 years old thinking I was serious about reading Berserk so he takes advantage of the social status reset to stop being asocial.

All the right people make the announcement of the test, first they fight each other and then against a professional hero, assholes with no experience whatsoever, the majority who don't even know how to throw a punch, because the situation in Japan is screwed up, it looks like Latin America with heroes dying in the street by narcos villains, keep that fact. That and everything is done in a hurry because they are being treated as cannon fodder who must see everyone as competition. In retrospect, some revelations of the future are no longer so out of nowhere with this kind of basis.

Villains?

We move on to the second thread for the fights.

https://archive.is/ulTGw
>Rol boku no hero chapter two: "The hero's odyssey" ID: VQ+VDkk4 Post:#44549 from /r/ Hispachan. March 1, 2019

From zero to two, kek.

Fights fights and more fights, William vs Mark, Mark is so confident that he lets William attack first, the animal takes a kick to the whole face, but goes again, William mogifies him with about 77 in three rounds of low dice because everyone rushes and assumes things.

William has a good heart and cares about Mark and when he goes to see if he is very hurt, the creep throws sand in the son of a bitch's face, that 90 is not deserved. Even after starting off losing, and then in the next exchange William gets more dice, Mark shrugs off his psychic powers and knocks him out of the ring, nojoda.

But Mark refuses to be given an easy victory and instead William only came close to falling and was able to immobilize Mark in time. And yet with all that, Mark breaks the psychic powers again and hits him in the face with a 99, and there he wins.

>He gave his enemy a free hit
>He endured a beating with a broken rib
>Brute forced his way through psychic powers and won mid-diff
>All without quirk because it can't absorb sand

And where the hell did this aura come from and where did it go? Incredible.

Juanjo vs Akira
Akira starts off strong being faster, stronger and a Karateka, Juanjo misses his attacks and gives him the classic "your head hurts from using your quirk" thing. Juanjo makes a small mountain to gain distance but Akira breaks it with his locks.Juanjo escapes and Akira attacks from a distance, extending his range with closures, Juanjo creates giant things to crush him and gets closer to hit, Akira's hand sticks to Juanjo's face and Juanjo uses giant hands to hit him, they have a very close dice duel, until Akira closes the distance and cuts it in half with his closures (he survived btw), he even has more dice than Juanjo, Akira falls but they both get a 76 and tie, Akira does not fall, Juanjo kicks him, Akira falls and yells at him well shonen that they will have a rematch, although he only fell about a meter to the ground.

There is discussion about the validity of this because due to the speed and delay the OP who dealt with this cannot agree, although the final verdict is Victory for Juanjo.

Kouhei vs Cynthia
The nucellar tries to catch Kouhei with its vectors but he avoids it because it gives him a kek headache. He throws stones, Kouhei dodges, a cloud of dust forms, they throw themselves against each other and end up on the ground. Kouhei grabs her and twists her leg to force her to surrender while dragging her like a rag out of the ring, but she frees herself and they begin to push and hit each other to see who falls, they can no longer use their quirks after 3 attempts due to a headache that All Right must come to finish the fight because they are two metapods, a literal fight of invalids.

Lucas vs Deluxor?, another random lolmuerto with the power to transform into a giant pig. They have a very kunfutastic fight with exaggerated kicks, until Lucas wins with concentrated blows that do not break his arms, the pig loses.

Also and there, the one who became more intelligent detonated some robots.

I will continue, another day I am already close to 11K characters and that is the range of the true limit in the posts.

I can't handle this, every post of mine that I read I had to take a break because of the psychological damage it caused me

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>Notable lolmuertos
>Arturo
I could talk to the dead, I almost said it's Kumiko for wearing a jumpsuit from an old mecha series, but it doesn't give the vibes

>Don Mugi
Original of the bnh prototype, rejected by the OP of the bnh-rejected.

>>4462
>2da pic

>>4462
One of these days they have to open a beneache role that is set in beneache (the role) and not BNH (the anime). I mean with all the lore of the third reich and marietta and the edgy shit

>>4465
>BNH - Absolute/Ultimate/Earth-2
A universe that was corrupted by the influence of Marietta/The Goddess M and that was recreated in an even worse way than the original, now the blacks are shitty underdogs who must fight upwards against the Third Reich of superhumans that dominates the world or shit like that without the support of a school of heroes that basically gives them unlimited resources, with superhero level powerscaling all exaggerated and ridiculous and the risk-putting that Ruler liked

>>4462
https://youtu.be/7u4EPdP7WgA▾Go, where was I? Yes, the rest of the fights.

https://archive.is/6vaec
>Boku no Hero RP chapter two: "The Hero's Odyssey" ID: VQ+VDkk4 Post:#44549 from /r/ Hispachan. March 1st, 2019

There's data that during the previous fights, 200 people already failed to get in, fuck, if we assume that in the end the last bottleneck is these 6 present ones and they're like 0.5%, then in a day easily 1,200 people failed the physical test, and let's say there was another half filtered by the exam, easily 2,000 idiots who wanted to be heroes and failed because they couldn't reach the level, and that's just for those who want to be heroes, with support and regular classes it could perfectly reach 5k-10k rejected, kek. Imagine being more stupid than Lucas or more useless than Mark.

Back to the topic.

>Round two of fights
William vs Akira

They start by shaking hands, Akira takes advantage of his kindness and hits him, first (and not last) time this happens to William. They exchange blows due to bad timing of psychic powers, Akira tries to open a rift in the floor so William falls when hit, but he holds it using his quirk to reinforce his clothes and avoids falling, and on top of that Akira only hurts himself with his blows, kek.

After that I'm not sure what happens because they throw like 4 turns in a row without an OP responding, somehow Akira breaks his neck and I understand(?) he saves himself using a rift to separate and avoid damage, but he falls unconscious and William wins. What a mess, and William's idea of suspending sand and basically making a field of blades in the air, why didn't he use that to defeat Old Marietta, it's stupid.

Mark vs Juanjo.
They talk chill, show their quirks, Juanjo attacks with giant hands and Mark wanting to act tough tries to stop them and dislocates his hand, he fixes it and proceeds to lowdiff Juanjo and break a rib and burst things inside, no way how two times he had mememagia debt and suddenly he goes positive.

I already said Lucas won his fight and Kouhei and Cynthia tie but everyone passes anyway due to persistence and because they're players obviously, kek. And even though the fight is stopped, Cynthia still beats the shit out of Kouhei, and that very chad asks her out someday, his flirting level was so strong that Penta got disgusted and left the RP after 3 days for 4 years (though the monkey acts indifferent, you have her in the Vampire bag, you keep going). And All Right likes attitudes like Cynthia's, is this your hero?

The monkeys talk after the fights end and before the next phase, quoting Akira (talking with Juanjo)

>"Remember that rematch thing? Forget it, now I'm interested in defeating that William"
Notice, this character motivation is going nowhere.

Monkeys discuss their quirks and their limitations, William is brain-damaged and stupid from abusing his powers, Juanjo names his quirk EQMADLH (the most boring quirk in history).

We move to the next thread for phase 3.

>Boku no Hero RP 2.5: "The Hero's Odyssey" ID: 6OznnWMz Post: #45144 of /r/ Hispachan. March 1st, 2019.

They're still arguing and acting stupid; the most accurate way to portray teenagers is when you're a teenager yourself, and they pull a ton of stupid shit like throwing paper airplanes and all that.

All Might comes and explains what happened, even to the losers, because he saw a spark in them, and according to him that also translates to them being good at saving people, which is uh... pretty stupid reasoning, plus these idiots will never save people directly, only fighting... oh right and with him is the one and iconic teacher Tatsumaki, plus a very important scene with Cynthia, and Kouhei wants to play the white knight despite having creepy-stared her too, kek.

There are important details before the fight, like the fact that if Mark can absorb the material from Akira's closures, he also acquires her cutting Hax properties, so it's the same as copying her quirk, what the fuck?, we need to add those things to their sheets for scaling because none of the Ops contradict it, although they don't even call attention to it because they ignore the actions and that idea Mark and Akira come up with never goes anywhere. Plus, since he can copy things Juanjo creates (even if lacking details, we can suspend disbelief and assume that while they last they are exact copies of the real materials), it seems there's nothing contradicting that Mark can absorb things created apart from quirks, too bad he never thought of that, and then Lucas is supposed to be the idiot.

Anyway, everyone is ready super ready to fight against Tatsumaki, who is Hero Number 3, who are Heroes Number 2, 4 and the rest?, don't ask nigga Ruler didn't think of that.

There's a cryptic post.
>What is that Watchmen superman theory, I only know that theory that superheroes are created by the government but I don't get why all the fuss about it?
What did he mean by this?.

Still with good memeing, Lucas and Cynthia manage to reach Tatsumaki, but according to OP B, Ruler doesn't give a fuck and no one can do anything against his Chinese monkey overpower, which makes sense, they're stupid inexperienced idiots (meaning before the Lore explosion).

Again, it's very weird and even adorable to see pre-shonen Akira before literally one day he had such a sudden character change.
There's also a huge disconnect between Ruler's and OP B's responses: when Ruler was already taking their turn, OP B was just replying to actions from the previous turn. Reading it now, it's super confusing what the hell is going on and what not—you have to scroll up and down to figure out exactly what they're referring to.

But then that same thing happens again: several people manage to catch Tatsuamki and even throw her to the ground. Sure, you could blame it on her being overconfident, but it's still an insane feat—imagine a preschooler knocking out Mike Tyson, something like that. But Ruler contradicts themselves again. It makes sense, but you can clearly see the friction from having two OPs with zero prior planning. Plus, Ruler is pedantic and ignores many good rolls yes, I burned 7 years later.

So now the plan shifts to everyone working as a team instead of just throwing themselves at things recklessly. The plan is to use Mark as a human battering ram—couldn't have thought of anything better, kek. Still, everyone fails what they were trying to do, whether it was jumping, exiting the room, or heading to the roof, so they're left thinking again. But Juanjo burns the little girl by calling her "little girl" and "girl," and she activates her Uti, creating a whirlwind that covers the entire area, swapping range for defense. By the narrator's own words, it could've been easily broken. That was the basis of Juanjo's plan, which everyone ignored, kek. Despite the good rolls on individual attacks, Mark gets closest to "solarizing" the wind but still fails—the key is teamwork. Somewhere along the way, Lucas faints from energy expenditure; nothing broke, he just collapsed, kek. Incredible beginnings for this whole group of lunatics.

Mark also gets knocked out by bad mememagic—unbelievable.

And in the end, it all ends with everyone failing (except Juanjo, who remains steadfast that his action was successful), but they still pass because they tried so hard they ended up completely wrecked.

A very necessary discussion forms about how everything went to shit because of constantly sending actions, and that next time they should have better organization for the next thread. These things are discussed in the meta thread, which is Lost Media, along with the other 50 threads prior to the Bnh2 era.

The thread ends with Kouhei asking Tatsuamki for an autograph—iconic.

And with that, technically the FIRST chapter of the original BNH ends, split across three poorly numbered threads: overdose of soul and autism, the loss of its meta threads being the modern Library of Alexandria, the original character sheets... lost forever, the roastings of Kouhei, Mark's decline as a character in real-time due to stupid lore overload and desperate attempts to be the protagonist...

>Rol Boku no hero 3: "El camino del heroe" ID: rG4mxPx/ Post: #46643 de /r/ Hispachan. 2 de Marzo de 2019.
Technically the second, but let's keep following the written order so we don't get confused.

We can start with the assumption that in the meta thread the discussions on separating the classes and such happened so as to have better order and not repeat the third trial thing; we also have the debuts of;

>Dronne Van-Klaus
>Quirk: Mental Peace

>Marietta Von-Karma
>Quirk: Eldritch something

That and by the script's doing the lomuertos also passed the trial and were accepted into UA. Debut of Professor Kaguya, the antithesis of Tatsumaki, and honestly I liked her quite a bit and once I did a quick reread and that's why I recycled her for Shiketsu in the current role, what I didn't remember is that she was short, I made her tall, kek

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>>46665
(Because all the heroines are short?)

>>46672
because short waifus are the best
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True to these two posts.

Also, it's funny that OP B manages Class A and OP A manages Class B, how contradictory this shit is, are they stupid?. With the Class B roster Tatsumaki's sheet tells us she's bitter because she couldn't get into UA when she was young and had to settle for an inferior school, plus she did hero work in different countries for the pay, in the end it seems Marietta turned out like her favorite teacher, is there any kind of analysis to be done about details like these but I'm not an anime YouTuber.

Another debut

>Jason Voorhes
>Quirk: Regeneration
This one is curious because it lasts quite a few threads, until lolmorirse and being erased from the beneachero collective consciousness even when good mememagia and he was strong. And he's an old fuck who wanted to get back into roles, who could it have been?, will he still be here?.

Everyone receives the UA approval letter and goes to see which class they ended up in, since it doesn't say they participated, we can assume that by having a super powerful pimp and a cult behind them, respectively, Dronne and Marietta entered by recommendation and skipped the trial.

Here begins the end, the butterfly flutter that triggers the effect that would end in the early death of Hisrol and all the horror that would encompass this role and others... Mark presents his family and with that we see the first bite of the concept of macro-management in this role, how I hate myself. Until here we get to today, I'm still in the scaling post.

....

>Highlights
>SHEET
The anon of Amane appears with Anubis Tanaka after the second round, and if I'm being honest, I didn't even remember his existence even when I mention it, he could have lied to me and I would have believed him and there I'd be stupid adding him to the bnh Iceberg, kek. He won't do anything either, kek

>>4463
Well I should have listened to my instinct, kek, really the whole board went off for bnh
>>4465
>>4466
I don't stop anyone from doing that kind of thing, go crazy negros

>>4469
¡¡Mmmm!! clase B asada ¡¡AGGGggghhhhhhHHH!!

>>4467
>Warning, this character motivation won't go anywhere.
You can't have a chonen without hypeing a few fights that never happen, like Rock Lee vs Neji, Gon vs Meruem, Yamamoto vs Aizen, or now Yuji vs Dabura.

Just like with those fights, you have to do a VS of Akira vs William at the end of the role.

>>4469
Our HEROES, yes.

>>4467
>Akira lost 3 straight fights in the first two episodes
Uhh, Akirabros? Explain that.

>>4462
Talking about all the people who weren't admitted by UA, the premise of BNH Rejects was that, people who couldn't enter UA or the main role for any reason. That's why I included Mugi, the justification was that her fur was very thick and if she did too much physical activity in a climate that wasn't arctic she would faint. The other NPCs were weak, idiots or had useless or harmful quirks for the same reason, but I almost forgot about that.

Although from the first post I said the nonsense that Bakugo became hero number 1 and defeated All For One to make it explicit that it was a different universe, so that's not canon for that Mugi.

I put myself to make a racing system for a possible umamusume role and I'd like to test it, are there volunteers?

>>4474
You lost, where do I sign?

>>4475
This is the unnecessarily complicated system. The race will be medium to see better how things are going.

Speed
Define what will be your initial position in the race as well as your ability to maintain it
40 to 50 points: end closer
50 to 60 points: late surger
60 to 70 points: pace chaser
70 to 80 points: front runner

A speed roll is made each turn to determine how many squares you advance and if you add your base speed:

33 or less = 1 square
66 or less = 2 squares
99 or less = 3 squares
Example you roll a 30, but since you have 50 speed you advance 2 squares instead of one.

Maintaining your favorite position gives you advance points that are used to fill the unique ability bar, a special move that gives advantages such as increasing a roll, hindering others or recovering energy, as long as the necessary requirements are met

Resistance
How fast you get tired and your limit during a sprint.
5 points are spent during each quarter of the race (sprint)
10 during each quarter (medium)
15 during each quarter (long)
40 to 60 sprint
60 to 80 medium
80 to 100 long
If your energy reaches 0 you lose 10 points of speed per turn

Losing your position is penalized with a decrease in energy.
Front runner 6 points
Pace chaser 4 points
Late surger 2 points
End closer does not lose points

Technique
How well you are at evading or overcoming obstacles such as slopes, curves or blockages
A technique roll is made during each obstacle if you fail you consume 10 of energy, if you overcome the obstacle by a margin of +20 you recover 10 of energy.
A technique duel is made when two or more umas are in the same position. If you fail you are overtaken or you are trapped during that turn preventing you from advancing.

If your speed roll failed, but you overcome the rival's technique roll by 40 points then you manage to keep your position.

Example: Your uma rolls 30+50 of speed, while the rival obtains 50+40.
If you use only speed you would be overtaken, but in your technique roll you obtained 80+40 and the rival 20+60, thus blocking the enemy to prevent them from overtaking you.

Effort
Extra points that can be spent to add to your roll, if you add more points than your uma can support it will spend double energy
You consume resistance points equal to half of what you decide to spend during the sprint. Example you add 50 extra points to your roll and your uma loses 25 of resistance during that turn.

These are your initial stats, choose one to test the race.

Daddy boots
- Speed: 75 (Front Runner)
- Resistance: 65
- Technique: 50
- Sprint: 40
Special:
Requirement: Maintain position for 3 turns. Effect: Ignore all technique rolls afterwards and gain 20 extra sprint points.

Brave deux
- Speed: 65 (Pace Chaser)
- Resistance: 70
- Technique: 55
- Sprint: 50
Special:
Requirement: Not being behind the 3rd square for 3 turns. Effect: Recover 20 of energy and grant 10 extra sprint points.

Moist eyes
- Speed: 55 (Late Surger)
- Resistance: 80
- Technique: 60
- Sprint: 60
Special:
Requirement: Stay away from the front by 2 squares or more for 3 turns. Effect: Add an extra technique roll (non avoidable) all that fail will lose 10 of energy and 20 of speed.

Questions?

>>4467
https://youtu.be/-18O8wgOHp0▾We continue

>Boku no Hero RP 3: "The Hero's Path" ID: rG4mxPx/ Post: #46643 from /r/ Hispachan. March 2, 2019
https://archive.is/DgSrG
Did I say I hate myself? I hate myself. I spent like 10 minutes trying to get past these three miserable fucking posts I wrote when I was 16, and now at 22, studying a degree, after quitting 2 others and going through 5 jobs, my adult self wants to strangle my past self for being so damn stupid.

What was I saying? Yeah, everyone gets their letters. Akira goes without showering, a pig, while JuanjoChad respects the environment and exercises by riding a bicycle, and then there's Mark who keeps whining about 'my family', and 'my family', and pure bullshit, in the end he goes the same as the others.

Jason lives alone and is poor, just like a good chunk of UA because even to this day there's a balance between the three classes: poor, billionaires, and those who are neither of those two.

Revelation that Akira was supposed to have a sister but it was aborted in the draft, what weird shit one sees in these retrospectives.

Then the post quality suddenly spikes with Marietta, the anon bringing quality from pre-Hispanic times, before all that lore, cults, and interdimensional eldritch creatures, Marietta was just a girl living alone who had to imagine her family (or maybe I'm making this up and rewriting it with my headcanon, because the original sheet is lost, at least we know she just moved to Japan). Now I wonder how a dynamic with this version of hers could be with Jason since they're in the same situation, but obviously they handle it differently.

Lucas's mom debuts, who to this day is still one of the best tits in this expanded universe. OP reaffirms that those who didn't take the exam can use the excuse that they got in by recommendation, I knew it, I was always right about that! (even when technically, the recommended ones still have to take their own exams according to the wiki https://myheroacademia.fandom.com/wiki/U.A._Recommendation_Entrance_Exam, but let's ignore that shhh, I can't imagine Marietta taking a physical test against Dronne or an interview, here the cult moved some strings).

Dronne is in a hotel, it's weird imagining him without his zen aura and living as a lazy enlightened guy on Mount Fuji, but it still fits. Also, quality turn during the short-turn underage era, how I miss that, I hope he managed to escape Latin America again or solved his problems.

But I quote "I'm glad, it seems that said school acts with the prestige it has and its fame doesn't come from nothing" LMAO, Nagiri could never.

When everyone arrives, Chintia was already acting edgy, the bitch, who the fuck does she think she is? She lost all credibility after launching a combined attack on an unsuspecting kouhei and him tanking it, Chyntia? She's a FRAUD.
Akira arrives after running who-knows-how-long, not tired at all, add that he has tons of stamina to his sheet for the versus. And Mark, such an idiot, asks those who are IN THE UA if they got into the school, "what do you think?", the petrified stone on his face must have atrophied his brain.

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>Cynthia

You arrived 23 Seconds late
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Maybe some do see patterns where there aren't any.

Akira being cheerful and doing a victory dance disturbs me, it feels weird, like watching a pilot episode and seeing a beta version of a character that was later changed so much in the final version that it's nothing like what was originally conceived, Akira Shonen to Akira Based is like seeing the Bob-Kane Batman with any post-Bill Finger version of the bat, it's Uncanny.

Good, the monkeys are arriving, they greet each other and chat, normal for teenagers and for that era.

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>Cynthia
Did I get paired with you guys? Seriously? These years are going to be fucking long...
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You got no idea girl...no idea

Then after talking, the plot moves them to enter and All Right is with the teachers for a presentation just for 10 idiots, and straight up they declare that the class separation into A and B is based on strength, which is totally wrong and that was made up by Ruler, "you're telling me that despite being by recommendation, Dronne is weaker than fucking Anubis who did NOTHING or the pig that Lucas lowdiffeo'd, really black?". Already here you can see the cracks and the twisted vision of 'heroism' in this society if you have the number one and symbol of peace saying these things and pitting a bunch of teenagers against each other who until two minutes ago were being super friendly with each other. And the narration says it was All Right who gave B Tatsumaki as a teacher, "why the fuck does he make those decisions, is he the principal?", "aren't the teachers the ones who usually decide the classes they take from what's available?", this is suspicious, it goes to the board. And All Right knows about Dronne's pimp, so he does have power in the school, even if he's not a teacher or anything...more suspicious.

All Right and UA corrupt

And the school principal, and the other teachers?, they don't exist, they're the dads.

If anything based on performance, the classes should be like this in my opinion

>Class A
Mark (won twice)
Dronne (recommendation)
Lucas (lowdiffeo)
Marietta (recommendation)
William (destroyed Akira and suspended Tatsumaki)

>Class B
Kouhei
Cynthia
(fight of invalids these two)
Juanjo (didn't like Tatsuamki kek)
Akira (lost twice)
Jason (did nothing)
Juanjo stresses they're doing a shit job, not wanting to make the Bs feel bad, but we know it's on purpose to fill them with hate. This is like Cobra Kai and Tatsumaki is Kreese. That little Mark-Akira rivalry kicks off with some petty jabs, and Mark obviously takes the chance to stroke his ego for being a wall level, as if he wasn't one of the only two who fainted during the test, you idiot. Akira admits to being a black belt in 10 disciplines, which ones? Who knows, but onto the sheet.

The classes split up. Marietta laughs from overstimulation at being near other humans and is glad to no longer be a freak. Very Tomoko-coded; it was written in stone she'd be OP in BNH at some point.

Tatsumaki is Tatsumaki... and ripping off Oliva. She starts becoming unbearable in a way only Ruler knows how to do to their characters. I wish I could have done that with Jennifer, but I feel very "mean-spirited" saying something without the words in Spanish. Every time Tatsumaki is on screen despising everyone, even Kouhei feels bad for her, her self-esteem hit by being labeled weak, kek.

And Juanjo isn't just the first to interact with Marietta (who gets scared and runs away), but the first to initiate hostility against A by calling them names. True True Neutral, goes where it suits him best. And as a bro, Akira follows. They fell like paper before the heroes' groomeo trap. Incredible.

While B stays somewhat separated except for Juanjo-Akira-Kouhei, the double A giving Kouhei support who still feels weird, the A's are friendly and shonen since the beta. Mark and Lucas already promise to fight and improve for the tournament, ayyy... ayyy...

As a responsible adult, Tatsumaki instigates conflict among teenagers, makes them change clothes in the middle of (I guess) the dirt, and treats them like soldiers when she's a HEROES teacher. I doubt this woman has a license to educate. Meanwhile, Kaguya gives the right motivation so they don't get cocky.

I think it gets set aside later, but it's still very interesting that Tatsumaki is Kouhei's idol, childhood idol despite Tatsumaki only being 25. Kouhei saw the beginnings of this psychotic dwarf. If he's such a fan according to my ass, he surely saw her as a great figure to aspire to having an absent and villainous father, and now after all this he can learn under her, all for that damn bitch to go off with Marietta. The vampire didn't get the justice he deserved.
There's also a correction: the drone Og's surname is 'Altobelli'—if Van Klaus or Van Klauser changed it later in the RP, or only when he rewrote Adult Dronne's sheet at some point in the BNH2 era, we'll see. Also, for now Marietta has no surname. Pre-lore chaos Marietta is such an interesting specimen... so far it's obvious there's a lot behind her, even if knowing the anon he must have had something big planned, but I don't know if it would have been as crazy as what happened when we were given free rein to do any bullshit, and he jumped on the train. Marietta clearly has some kind of contacts to get in by recommendation, but obviously she lacks any kind of paternal figure or friends in general, reason for her shy and creepy attitude. What happened here? What was there before that? It's very curious.

Back to the classes and training methods: Tatsumaki sends them to the fryer (also burnt by Dronne's existence for being recommended while she's a UA reject, kek, I didn't remember this little shit was so pathetic) and she only thinks about strength and combat, while Kaguya asks them what they're going to do to not get surpassed. And this last part is obvious for Class A: train yourself and with your teammates, they're a class and must compete with the other one! Teamwork and improving their quirks, they say their quirks and what THEY want to do, unlike Class B who must wait to be commanded by Tatsumaki to see what they should aspire to.

There's also a contradiction: Tatsumaki mentions Aizawa as a teacher, when two chapters later Ruler contradicts that and turns Aizawa back into a villain. Also, before Lurker Kouhei came, he was being set up to be Aizawa's Larper, kek.

I've already hit 11K characters, that's all we got for today, no scaling because there were no fights.

...
>>4468
Right, flash, since it only appeared once and did nothing, I must have deleted it from my memory.
>>4469
Yes, that class.
>>4471
>You can't have a chonen without hyping a couple of fights that will never happen.
True, by the end Mark has like 4 sworn rematches that never materialized and weren't going to.
>>4472
Honestly among all of them, so far Kouhei seems the most likable, kek, Australian was onto something when he said Kouhei was his favorite.
>>4473
>Although from the first post I said the bullshit that Bakugo became the number 1 hero and defeated All For One to explicitly show it's a different universe, so that's not canon for that Mugi.

>Bakugo technically did kill AFO (the baby); Deku only killed Shigaraki while possessed by AFO's vestige (at least in canon), i.e., a copy of the original, and the world recognized it as a defeat of Shigaraki without context.
>In the new BNHROL canon, Deku was a teacher for some years even when he didn't lose OFA.
>Without Deku, Bacuck and Shoto fought and swapped the 1st and 2nd spots for years until Deku came back and pushed them back a spot.
There you have it, canonized, congratulations on his transitionkek

>>4477
>Akira Shonen to Akira Based is like comparing Bob Kane's Batman to any post-Bill Finger version of the Bat, it's uncanny.
Yeah, I didn't remember it being this silly and cheerful. Blegh.

>Akira claims to be a black belt in 10 disciplines—what are they?
Not ironically, none. At least in this version of Akira there was supposed to be a FUNNYROO gag where, after seeing him fight a thousand times without throwing a single pathetic kung fu kick, someone would ask him that exact question, and he'd respond with a bunch of bullshido he literally made up on the spot. Imagine a steaming pile of the kind of crap you see in movies.

When I switched to the other Akira, I changed the joke. This one actually would know martial arts, but never display them because he's in crashout mode all the time. In other words, it'd still be a joke because I didn't know shit about martial arts irl kek but I was doing my research just in case I ever roleplayed a more developed Akira someday, or had a 1v1 that called for it. No powers, no help, Final Destination. I got especially motivated after his interaction with Murakumo.

>The first one to initiate hostility against A by calling them names, truly True Neutral, goes wherever suits him best, and bro, Akira follows—he falls like paper to Groomeo's heroes' trap.
Juanjo reveals his true face without any consequences, Akira slowly loses his humility. And society just laughs and watches as two youths lose their way. Bravo Ruler.

>This last part is obvious to A—training oneself and training with comrades, they're a team and must compete against the other one! Teamwork and improving their quirks, they state their quirks and what THEY want to do, unlike B who must wait to be commanded by Tatsumaki to even know what they should aim for.
Class A gains humanity and Class B loses it. BRAVO RULER. MY OP. raises a glass

>>4477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJMqHNZ1nbs&t=119s▾yes, we continue
Still in
>Roleplay Boku no Hero 3: "The Hero's Path" ID: rG4mxPx/ Post: #46643 from /r/ Hispachan. March 2, 2019

Kaguya asks them who is the strongest. Mark, the fucking son-of-a-whore, declares himself the strongest without Cynthia contradicting him. This piece of mother-fucking dick really takes every chance to stroke his ego, damn it, and while he glorifies himself for nothing, Lucas actually has a true character moment questioning his own strength and worth. What? TRIDIMENSIONALITY.

BUT PSYCHE, IT WAS A TEST. Kaguya just wanted to grab the 'strongest' and demote him to the weakest spot, incredible. Lucas also retracts and says again that he is the strong one, just in time for Kaguya to appear dressed in tight leather and a mask, nothing to complain about. And Lucas uses his neurons and finds it weird that a teacher dresses like that, unprecedented.

Mark wants to attack but is obviously humiliated and negdiffed by the professional, but actually I'm lying because just the brush of a stone shot from Mark leaves Kaguya bleeding out. Is Mark "too strong" or is Kaguya a fraud? Shooting is for fags so Mark resorts to the old reliable trick of throwing a huge rock, everyone has a limit of stones they can withstand after all, but when he realizes it, he's about to be run over by a bullet train... bnhbros, we aren't even train level, Owen beats us... but luckily Lucas saves Mark's ass, and it is here, when truly, the bond of brotherhood forms between these two, with Mark seeing and appreciating firsthand the kind of person Lucas is.

In summary, after this, Kaguya concludes that Mark is an idiot without a brain even if he later wants to say he's a combat expert, he isn't. And that Lucas has a hero's heart.
So after the demonstration (and since Cynthia lol'd to death), after talking about Plato and the rider who is a very philosophical and complex example for this group of idiots, now they must have a triple fight between Lucas-Mark-William. Mark keeps acting like a dick wanting to do a 2vs1 but they tell him to stop messing around and go heal from the beating he took before training, makes sense.

Kaguya takes him and then... we have another debut, ¡Pancho! or panchito, who is now a teacher and not a janitor, will he be demoted?
--
>Lucas
Go to William
I think we must fight, Mark...
Says without spirit, thinking
(Each blow I land on a friend hurts me more than it hurts him...)
--
Bro...

Anyway, that dialogue ended up irrelevant because Mark isn't on stage anymore and Lucas and William have to fight each other with Panchito as the referee. Could there always have been a Panchoverso? More things are revealed the more you read.

William uses his quirk to, uh, levitate? I get it, and he lets himself fall to apply fall damage, but Lucas dodges and grabs him in a clinch to hold him until he yields, but William paralyzes his clothes and headbutts him, so Kaguya blueballs them both and cuts the fight, but leaves a very good quote that marks Lucas for the future and that I steal with Cornelia later. "When the body doesn't move, the mind must be moving." The hero can never be static; they must always think about their next move.

Meanwhile, in Class B they start their torturous training. Juanjo goes very fast because he's the strongest in this section since he creates gasoline and incinerates it out of nowhere. That carefree personality is truly a huge nerf against such ridiculous potential; nothing stops him from making a flamethrower. Why didn't he make a Napalm attack against Ira and Greed at the camp? It's stupid. And Kouhei and Akira are very friendly and already talking about rivalries, so pure, so innocent...

Dronne laughs so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPgS8eDO8v0▾ I think he was already cursed from the start before being possessed in the tournament. Marietta is somewhere looking pretty and Jason exists.
In the modern BNH to evolve his quirk and make portals in the air, Akira shonen would have taken at least three chapters and would have needed a life-or-death experience to have the right motivation, but in the original roleplay world you just have to put in the effort and with good dice you can do it in an afternoon kek, or maybe it reinforces the idea that all these bastards are actually a Gohan of potential each one, who knows. There's data like Kouhei taking a lap around UA being three kilometers, surprisingly...that would be smaller than the UA from the series which has a replica of a city, a stadium, and a mountain range on its grounds. It's closer to the current one which is smaller, and all those exaggerated terrains are public and shared by different schools.
Juanjo creates a glacier or something big that withstands Tatsumaki's gale, upscale.
Jason revives and rolls a fucking 99 to kick Tatsumaki's face, an idol.

The first thread of this chapter ends, so we move on.

>Boku no Hero 3.5 RP: "The Hero's Path" ID: Dn4XXjM4 Post #47224 from /r/hispachan, March 2nd, 2019.
https://archive.is/e7pU0

We're back with A.

They continue with common exercises
>Lucas touches the ground
>He hurts his hand because he's too stupid to do push-ups
>He falls asleep
Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Then he wakes up, rolls a 99, and mogs everyone in training; somehow, that's the most Lucas thing he could have done in this situation, and somehow that catapults him into his quirk evolution. Maybe All Might had a point with his class division if Lucas can do this for free while Tatsumaki has to torture her group to improve, kek. He can use energy in BOTH arms, but he still can't transfer it.

BUT STOP THE ROTATIVES, MAKE MY SPRINGS SHIVER, THERE'S ANOTHER DEBUT.

Some anon with a picosa of a... tardigrade
>Cellu (still has no last name)
>Quirk: Eagle of the Future
Seeing 15 seconds into the future is a bit broken since it also unconsciously completely negates his blindness, and honestly, in my headcannon, being a mutant, I always imagined him being kinda huge, so Lurker really pulled off a David vs. Goliath in the tournament. They send him to the meta to discuss details on where to put him while Mark and William also train their quirks.

Mark tries to form a shield with stone and William tries to levitate... didn't he do that 2 minutes ago fighting Lucas?, wut? Anyway, let's keep going. Lucas tries to rush and get full Cowling like 6 chapters ago, but it doesn't work.

Marietta improves her illusions and makes clones to avoid Tatsumaki lynching her, William learns to levitate before Akira patented it, and Dronne has a huge feat of dodging Tatsumaki's wind attacks with his chill mental state. Juanjo drops the first 'Compadre' of the RP, and so it goes, with good and bad dice rolls, but in general everyone has some progress despite pushing themselves to the limit and such.
All training ends and every fucking bastard goes back to rest at their homes or the UA dorms, I skip the family-posting since Lucas already got infected by Mark too.

Marietta makes a mistake and writes Marcela; that's what I call "humor," and that plus a chat with Juanjo is what plants the seeds of her power evolution, steering her away from illusions and basically copying the based guy so she can create anything.

Also here's the key phrase with the timeskip.

>Mark managed to develop his material absorption a bit and improved his physical state extraordinarily. Lucas managed to improve his energy distribution throughout his body and his physical state improved a little. William improved his quirk to hold heavier objects and keep them in the air, but his physical state didn't improve much.
>(referring to Cellu) manages to make exceptional progress in his quirk, gaining an extra turn (5 seconds extra in the future) and a moderate physical advancement.
>The last week of Team B could only be described as the worst week of their young lives, (...) they learned a bit to work as a team and advanced with their quirks and physical strength; some like Marietta, Juanjo, or Akira had advanced quite a bit, while the others had slow but continuous progress.

We'll see more of that in the scaling part, shorter this time, but here it ends for today because in the next odyssey we'll see the first battle against villains among all these assholes.

>Extras
Here Cynthia already lolmuere and we don't hear from her again until Penta returns for rol3.

>>4478what fucking brilliance is Convict Colosseum, my favorite fight besides the quarters and semifinals was Scourge vs. the Samoan
>No ironically none of them
But at least he knows Karate, he did a kata and some strikes against William, and well his narration mentions his training several times; maybe he doesn't know 10 or is an expert, but he knows something, right?

>Juanjo shows his true face without any punishment, Akira slowly loses his humility. And society just laughs and watches as two young people lose their way.
>Class A gains humanity and Class B loses it
Hispalike if you cried, first-class roleplay writing.

>>4477
>beneache capitulo 1
>beneache capitulo 7

>>4479
https://youtu.be/TW7o3iugaQE▾We continue

>Boku no Hero 3.5 RP: "The Hero's Path" ID: Dn4XXjM4 Post #47224 from /r/ hispachan, March 2nd, 2019.
https://archive.is/e7pU0

We continue, two weeks have passed since the last time we saw them.

Also, Class B had literally inhuman training because they train from 6 AM to 10 PM, that's 16 hours of training; not even IRL soldiers train more than 12 hours, even in extensive periods. Not to mention they get beaten up for every tiny mistake. Why the fuck do they allow this? While in the series they let Bakugo go wild wanting to kill Deku during that bomb training and his stupidity at the sports festival, that's a problem of one student and him alone; here the instigator is Tatsumaki. The justification given is that things are shit outside, hence why they made such a hard entrance exam (in quotes), however, why do they let Kaguya and Class A off so easily? If things are so bad that Tatsumaki's actions are acceptable, why are Kaguya and Class A so relaxed? Stuff happens when you operate together with no coordination whatsoever.

Ignoring tone inconsistencies in the story, I'm now on break (one of the two 15-minute breaks for Class B, which is illegal; in Japan you're entitled to 45 minutes to 1 hour of break for 6-8 hours of work, and schools (not counting cleaning time) have almost an hour between breaks for eating and normal free time). UA is breaking way too many laws and committing child abuse within its walls; it's like a Latin American school.

Everyone enjoys the break in the cafeteria, chatting and so on. A talks with Cellu, who although the narration says he joined the group one day after where we left off the other day in-universe, everyone acts like he just appeared today, kek. It makes me laugh and I imagine he was sitting emo in a corner for 13 days waiting to be noticed and nobody gave him the time of day. just like will happen in the future

Class B complains about Tatsumaki except Marietta, who is already smitten; Jason says he's taking it well, not because he can regenerate, but because he's used to abuse from living in the ghetto; and when someone questions the sacred dwarf savior, Marietta threatens them like a K-pop fan when you insult their favorite Korean.

Also, Ruler drops the improvements on the Baseds:
>Marietta can create many decoys and full-scenario illusions (...) Akira made progress being able to create multiple portals on surfaces without needing to touch them (...) Juanjo can create glaciers followed by ink the size of a stadium without his head hurting almost at all, plus use his ink as grenades or rain for spikes or to immobilize enemies; Dronne improved his quirk a bit to predict things and physically enhance himself.
>Juanjo can create glaciers followed by ink the size of a stadium without his head even hurting much
EXCUSE ME, THE FUCK?
This is so fucking broken and disconnected from what the others achieve, even the Class B ones, that Ruler posting this without seeing a problem makes me think he was always an idiot and we just didn't notice because we were idiots too. Or he's referring to a 100-foot Greek stadium, but I don't think that's the case, and even that is 180 meters long.
And that Jason was abused in a very realistic and violent way by Tatsumaki, being ground "literally" together with Ruler's clarification that he "crushes" him; we'll see the implications of that on the scaling (apart from Jason himself clarifying he's a masochist), but I don't think regeneration is enough excuse for that level of punishment. Someone arrest this woman.

Mark digivolves and now he can finally cosplay as Kevin 11 by covering himself in stone, or whatever the cafeteria floor is made of. William racially profiles the pigeon and is scared of it until they befriend him and classify him as one of the good ones, then he shows his quirk and levitates many things from the cafeteria table, including the food and utensils. Also, Lucas says that at some point he wanted to shoot his energy like ki, kek, 7 years later and he still hasn't managed it in any role.

And while all that happens, Kouhei, Chad, and Goat keep training and are dissatisfied with their slower progress, showing again that insecurity of theirs, and doing everything possible to leave it behind, which was already hard enough; two weeks with Tatsumaki is like body-shaming a bulimic. Always the underdog. What happened to you, Kayako? Kouhei is already much more interesting than the jumper in less than four threads, don't mess with me. Dronne gives him support too, full-on balls-out chill as always, the class rep.

Mark wants to talk to Marietta and the Class B ones, initiating peaceful negotiations that are strongly rejected, mainly because Marietta still doesn't know how to talk to humans, except for Dronne who was already grooming before, and Tatsumaki's brainwashing didn't work on him, and Juanjo who is just Juanjo.

BUT, just when they call her for an emergency, Tatsumaki goes and decides to keep instigating problems between classes, that damn bitch. If Ruler's idea was to make her pathetic while also being tough and all that, my ten out of ten. If not, fuck.

Although I'm not one to talk since I barely know Dronne. Mark goes and presents himself as the strongest, and now I'm getting the urge to gouge my eyes out with a spoon. Some think it's some kind of discreet test and want to follow Tatsumaki to the core, but she flies away and leaves them alone. Lucas gets sad when he sees Mark going with Dronne and the others to follow Tatsumaki. I get sad too, although Mark saves the day and invites him. Lucas happy, I happy.
Suddenly the fucking school with the most classes besides A and B empties out and only Pancho remains; there's no more trust to call him Panchito. The group was acting normal until, from another side, they hear a wall breaking. Here we have Aizawa's debut, where now Ruler contradicts what he said yesterday that Aizawa was a teacher. Now he enters as a villain/mercenary who only comes to kill all possible aspirants. That and here the trend for the rest of this AU that Ruler is making is already marked, which sums up to "Heroes and villains swap roles". Also, since this is set slightly in the future during Deku's time, this Aizawa should be in his forties or fifties, it makes me laugh, kek.

Who hired Aizawa?

Besides that, I have a huge mandildo effect because I thought Lurker was already on the cast by this point but no, lol.

Oh and Aizawa has a partner who turns into diamond, Plasmus, and barely appears he focuses on Mark because Kurisu was mad at me for something about ADD, kek.

How good, LET'S START THE FIGHT, THE FIRST REAL BATTLE OF ALL THESE FUCKERS!.

And first of all, Dronne senses the depression from Aizawa and suggests dialogue, while everyone else goes straight to fucking punches. Besides, Lucas uses his head again and clocks that Aizawa and Plasmus must be fucking tough if they bypassed security (it's rare to see Lucas express himself like this, kek), which is totally true and not an inconsistency from Ruler. It's not like in the series it would have required a teleportation power and a traitor inside the school to sneak in or anything, meh. That and it's the voice of reason along with Marietta saying it's a bad idea to fight alone against real villains being students with two weeks of prep.

So Mark points out they don't have many options because ALL the teachers left (why tho?, idk), so it's either fight or die, and obviously the heroes weren't going to surrender, they were going to fight! This was hype when I wrote it 7 years ago and it's hype again now that I'm re-reading it, kek. That and in between, someone remembers that talking is a free action to plan and then roll dice, so it gets filled with planning.

Aizawa goes for Dronne first, ignoring the others. Marietta tries to trap Aizawa and Plasmus in bricks and Juanjo helps her, but Plasmus had already moved to fight Mark (and on the way Marietta gets hit with a headache, the biggest enemy in this role, kek), and in the process Cellu dodges being turned into collateral damage from a stone thrown, impossible to calculate that. Plasmus hits Mark hard enough to knock off his rock cape from his face, no quirk, and now he activates it to beat him on the ground, so the animal wants to shoot stone at his mouth, but Lucas goes to rescue him and moves him out of the way with an energy punch.
¡PANCHO COMES TO THE RESCUE!, but he uses his quirk on himself and falls asleep, kek, Mark and Dronne are disappointed that the UA janitor is a fraud, terrible.

Marietta distracts the Diamond Man with an illusion of bees, while Mark resorts to the old reliable, making a giant stone while Lucas distracts the Diamond Man.

Dronne manages to dodge Aizawa's tape, while Kouhei gets caught but halfway through the tape cuts because of a wall made with Juanjo's ink. Seeing he almost died, Kouhei decides to hide behind a table, kek, realizing just like he investigated Aizawa because of what Tatsumaki said but ignoring the retcon, is he a famous villain? Aizawa's modus operandi was always to be stealthy, the only one who knew him upon entering UA was Deku for being a nerd, I doubt that being bad his modus operandi would change, especially since he's a mercenary, although attacking UA isn't very stealthy, idk, maybe I'm focusing on useless details.

Lucas distracts Plasmus, but he can't use his quirk because Aizawa deactivates it, while Mark makes a huge stone bigger than he expected, but he can still lift it and slam it into the Diamond Man's face.

In the middle of all this, Juanjo is ignored by both OPs repeatedly and that angers him, I can't blame him, kek.

Juanjo attacks him with giant arms that leave him on the ground screaming in pain, and then he receives a hit from Lucas (no quirk btw) and the huge stone that Mark slams into his face, he's about to faint.

After rolling a 91, Mark rolls the dreaded, horrible...02, and gives Plasmus a knee to the face, but his knee breaks, kek.
>Mark owned count: 1
In the middle of that, Marietta distracts Aizawa by creating a black cloud while Dronne does support, Aizawa also deactivates the quirks of Juanjo and Mark and Plasmus takes the chance to grab Juanjo and throw him around.

But then, without quirk, Lucas with a sweet 99 still knocks out Plasmus from the anal burn of seeing his friends hurt, that's a shonen protagonist if I've ever seen one. Kurisu got confused and thinks he attacked Aizawa by breaking his neck, kek, but it was Plasmus, he broke the neck of the super-strong villain, covered in diamond, with one hit, no quirk.

And when things were going well, no problems, they had already defeated half of one, so the rest could gangrape Aizawa, Mark has to come and screw it up with a stupid deus ex-machina, stupid and bla bla bla...and calls his family to come save the day, are they home all day? Don't they have jobs? How far is his house from UA? idk, but we'll see the mess next time...sigh.

The scaling I'll leave for when this chapter ends and the next part.
>>4480
>Chapter 7
More like the chapters since Old Marietta's appearance, although the tone also changed more noticeably after All Right's death, but, we'll see.

>>4481
These threads are a source of keks

MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>4480
pic

>>4481
7 years later I'm still burning from missing this episode

>Juanjo can create glaciers followed by ink the size of a stadium without almost hurting his head
The secondary verse: 💀

>Dronne senses Aizawa's depression and suggests dialogue, while everyone else goes to the putas
My favorite part of beneache is when someone proposes a plan and everyone ignores it to go give themselves clean beatings.

>>4479
>Scourge and the Samoense
uff based

>He doesn't know 10 nor is an expert, but if he knows something, he knows, right?
I officially train in Karate and Judo I think the second Akira actually used Judo onscreen in the country of snows and is familiar with several others, enough to defend himself well. I remember mentioning in a random meta that he knew krav maga kek, although this was with the Akira fugo. If the scaling is combined for both versions, then technically he was retconned to know 10, but the others remain in the dark like Kakashi's 1000 jutsus because I don't want to be that much of a fool to wanke myself retroactively kek

>>4481
We continue
https://youtu.be/rGufWq7hxdI▾
>Boku no Hero RP 3.5: "The Hero's Path" ID: Dn4XXjM4 Post #47224 from /r/ hispachan, March 2nd, 2019.
https://archive.is/e7pU0

Let me reiterate, the events were these:
>Plasmus charges at Mark
>Lucas hits him away from Mark
>Aizawa cancels Lucas's quirk
>Lucas (without quirk), Mark with his stone, and Juanjo with giant hands beat the shit out of Plasmus
>Aizawa cancels the quirks of Juanjo and Mark
>Mark breaks his knee
>Lucas almost kills Plasmus with a normal punch at base

THAT'S MY BRO, DAMMIT, BREAKING THE POWER SCALE LIKE IN EVERY SHONEN.

We return to where we left off, with... Mark calling his family to save the day, why the fuck did Kurisu and Ruler let this happen? They could have said the connection cut mid-call or something like that and that it didn't count! Fuck, I complain about being an idiot but none of them seemed to have a spine when it was necessary.

Anyway, after those events Marietta blocks his vision with a cloud, and what about Juanjo's walls? I don't know, they were only recognized when they cut Aizawa's bandage to save Kouhei. Aizawa hasn't moved at all until now, and that wall didn't cut his vision range or stop him from continuing to attack Dronne, what fucking walls, kek. Although I can suspend my disbelief and believe Aizawa is stuck to a wall and has a vision range that roughly covers everyone, plus since the stone fell off Mark's body, Juanjo's thing must have dissolved too until proven otherwise.

Kurisu makes a clarification: Plasmus ended up with a broken neck, but didn't die, just became paraplegic, but it's still a huge feat because Base Lucas now has more strength than Mark and Juanjo's best punch, kek.

It's curious the chaotic contrast in this part of the fight, while Dronne is giving therapy to Aizawa, the webon seems like he's not even putting effort into the fight.

While that was happening, Kouhei, William, and Cellu finish their plan. Kouhei's misfortune works, leaving Aizawa vulnerable so William can jump in, give him a fucking punch, and suspend his clothes to immobilize him, and Kouhei helps by covering his face with his sweaty shirt, kek, so they would have won, but they didn't have to-- =TO HELL WITH THAT, IT'S MURAKUMO==, a cameo before his star appearance, he was lost around UA while things went to shit in the cafeteria, kek.

Switching threads

>Boku no Hero Academia RP 3.9: "The Hero's Path" ID: jW46Axl/ Post: /#/48028 from /r/ Hispachan - March 2nd, 2019
https://archive.is/4PhBH
Marietta makes clones to distract but her head hurts, I'm starting to think quirks have effects on teenage hormones and that's what causes chronic migraines.
And then...uhhhh, Mark's call comes to his house, so his dad runs out cursing his mother, and his mom and grandfather run after him, and I'm going to avoid mentioning every single instance of them anymore because I'm already hurting myself enough reading this.

At the same time, with the combo of Kouhei and William against Aizawa, Kouhei also decides to call the police, Ruler then complains a bit about how they fucked up the power scaling in the Plasmus fight being negdiffed by Lucas, and then says he clarified (which he didn't, lol), that it was because Aizawa lost his vision so Lucas recovered his quirk at that moment, and that then they shouldn't be winning just for being teenagers, come on Ruler decide, are they all uber-men killed by 30 hours of training a day who can level blocks or are they teenagers who wet themselves?, on top of that Kurisu is so passive, I'm not surprised she loldied discreetly, it's also unbearable and I'm 7 years in the future, that's why OPoff and I spent 2 weeks planning just the intro and we were constantly arguing about how to run the role because otherwise these shit happens.

Plasmus didn't actually die, nor was he paralyzed, just unconscious, kek, the power scaling was respected, still a huge feat to go from being roughly equal with Mark and Juanjo to knocking out the bad guy alone, Aizawa is in a quantum uncertain state, held and at the same time not, Kouhei wants his autograph, first him being a fan of villains and then his sister being a fan of the blond machine, what a family.

Aizawa has his clothes suspended but can still move with his tapes which is contradictory because at most he should only be able to move his wrists, so his range of motion is too limited, and on top of that he gets embarrassed when Kouhei asks for his autograph, so insulted, Kouhei kicks him in the balls, ignoring that he would be hitting his reinforced clothes from William's quirk, the scene seems funny to me.

There is also a discreet mention of Lurker, whose sheet must have been sent in the meta and originally they were going to send him to Class A with Murakumo to Class B (where are the what if's?), but there's nothing about him yet.

Marietta still has a migraine, Dronne is still the therapist, Mark's family enters the scene, I want to shoot myself.
Mark's super strong dad (no quirk btw, stone genes are just built different) enters the scene, aurafarms, and doesn't help at all.
His grandfather is there but gets negdiffed in an instant and will never be mentioned again until 17 chapters later.
His mom is there to be waifuable.

Aizawa can attack Kouhei even though William froze his clothes, and he tells Plasmus to hurry up, they've been fighting for 10 minutes already. Juanjo escapes by still having no quirk, or not, nobody knows because the OPs keep ignoring him; Dronne suffers from this too.
Lucas jumps into the fight with Aizawa and as a fighter he breaks a chair on his back. William shows his memegia and suspends Aizawa again with a rich 96, frying his neurons. Kouhei now misfortunes Plasmus; even I'm getting confused about the current situation, and I'm reading this without any rush, kek.

Juanjo complains again, I reckon they've already ignored him for over 5 minutes, I feel sorry for him, kek.
While stuff happens, after who-knows-how-many years as a mercenary and killing who-knows-how-many people, and after accepting the mission to go kill kids, Aizawa wonders, "Why am I trying to kill kids?", wonderful writing. Aizawa decides to retreat, but then Mark's mother negdiffs him by freezing him with her quirk to blow to absolute zero, rotisimo, because Mark has a quirk that has nothing to do with it? For the same reason Lucas has energy from the fire/electricity mix, random mutation mijo.

So she freezes him and proceeds to execute him in a very realistic way by kicking him into pieces. Are you sure Mark's problems were from UA and not from before? Because this woman executed this guy without a problem in front of a bunch of kids. She was also wrong and that's why she tries to commit suicide later. This family is cursed, and the fact that Mark can still see his daughter in the future is a miracle. Although that doesn't help, because diamond, even frozen, is still diamond, but due to the sudden temperature change the shit should have become brittle and stuff, right? How much? I don't know, there are still no values to fragment the diamond, but still, she breaks an arm off.

Aizawa somehow contacts his contractor and teleports away with Plasmus in a black slime, the slime teleportation quirk that AFO has, but that's it. Aizawa and Plasmus vanish, Mark's dad didn't do a damn thing, and the heroes return. William the TREMENDOUS ANIMAL flirts with Mark's mother, Lucas is bleeding out on the floor, after being ignored and escaping, Juanjo also fell asleep and reappears, very in character. Lucas is still dead on the floor and William jumps on top of him, having the first homoerotic scene of the entire roleplay, then he grope Mark's mom, chad, and upscale because surviving being frozen.
Kaguya and Tatsumaki arrive, Pancho wakes up, touches his head, and falls back asleep. There's a reveal of Aizawa talking to his boss, but it's like talking to a wall—no response, no dialogue, adds 0. Kouhei takes the chance to act like the teacher's mascot and goes to tell Tatsu they've already won, while Kaguya interrogates Mark's mom. Marietta steals Plasmus's severed arm.

There's more interaction. Tatsumaki remains unbearable, Kaguya is very kind, Lucas tries to be the funniest thing created by man since Hispanics invented poops, a bit of camaraderie among everyone after surviving a traumatic experience and being close to death. Mark reflects on this a bit, sits down tired, weighing his mortality, only for Lucas to cheer him up. They did well above all.

Fact: all of Class B sleep in the same dorm, Marietta included. That breaks gender and individual separation. Why the fuck can Tatsumaki do whatever she wants? idk. Towards the end, there's more friction between A and B, all because Kouhei and Mark fight over a fucking coffee. These bastards can't be more autistic.

Lucas passes out, hears Tatsumaki insulting Kaguya, wakes up, defends her by insulting Tatsumaki, and falls back asleep. CHAD.

Confirmation, Tatsumaki says it: All Right is the school's director.

All Right, director, UA faculty and all that.

Anyway, this chapter and thread end here. The only thing left is Kouhei and Dronne doing extra training. I'll leave it here.

>(Kouhei) your sphere starts to destabilize completely due to your quirk, until it falls apart easily. You feel that all those hours of hard extra training paid off; your physical ability and quirk improve significantly thanks to the dice, surprising Professor Tatsumaki a bit.
>As for your quirk part, your eyes would glow brightly and make the wind sphere crash and destabilize, causing it to vanish. Your words and actions made the professor draw a faint smile on her face; as for you, you'd be exhausted.

Also
>Not bad, soldier Kouhei! In the end, don't underestimate him. You're worthy of the elite of the elite of Class B, and if you keep this up, you'll surely surpass the weaklings of Class A and become a group leader of Class B. Keep this performance up and you'll surely achieve it, Kouhei.
It's funny because Dronne is there, but at the same time it feels complete because Kouhei starts commanding during the final fight. Oda-level foreskin by Ruler.

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>Highlights
<Julio Cesar
Who?, that's it, a random guy who seems to have the power to change the size of things. We don't know if it only lasted 3 posts or if he did something in the next thread, because that's lost media.

>>4484
>>4482
Cellu eating chicken is like a normal person eating monkey soup when you think about it.
>>4483it's that when an author manages to pull off the trope of a crazy and unpredictable character beating someone objectively stronger it's a delight to read
My headcanon is that while this was happening Akira was in the bathroom shitting and pissing himself having a nervous breakdown and one of two things happened
>Akira!Fugo took control
If he already had DID before, or
>Tatsumaki's training was so hard and traumatizing that Akira!Shonen developed the Akira!Fugo personality as a defense mechanism
Which makes it even funnier because of the implication that Akira was the weakest of them all before going schizo and making a comeback

>My favorite part of beneache is when someone proposes a plan and everyone ignores it to go throw clean hands at each other.
That shit's just really funny, it never worked but the laughs were always there, kek

>If the scaling is combined for both versions, then technically it was retconned to know 10, but the others stay in the dark like Kakashi's 1000 jutsus
If the scaling applies to both, but it's not like shonen Akira did much anyway for the composite to end up exaggerated.

>>4484
We continue
https://youtube.com/shorts/QeHZwrdbHJM?si=tj5I7VYskaG4qdYu▾
> Boku no Hero RP 4: "The Hero's Path" March 3, 2019
https://archive.is/walMK

Now they realize something... this thread is lost media, it's not archived, all other threads are except for the last two RP threads but that's another story, I was going to say it was because of the occasion where we posted so fast the mods accused us of spamming, but that was later, so I have no other explanation other than I forgot to archive it back then and when I remembered, this happened, kek.

Anyway, aside from all the slice-of-life moments, we didn't miss anything important to the plot. Except maybe what the monkeys could have improved in their training, but that's already resolved in the power-scaling, in short.

> The idiots are taken to build their suits and decide their hero names
> The suits are made by that blonde from the first movie, timeline? what has the timeline done for Ruler?
> There are incredible hero names like "Luffy", "Black", "Stone Fist", "Iron Blue Intention", we'll see if the rest of the names get mentioned as the thread goes on.
> Lucas's appreciation of William rises when he tells him to use Luffy as his hero name, kek
> Marietta as a sexy witch https://ibb.co/fzqmMg0B sex
> Kouhei's Paint edits with his suit
> The Gimp edits I made for Mark's suit.
> Lurker's debut;-;

With nothing else to add after this summary, let's go!

> Boku no Hero RP 4.5: "The Hero's Path" ID: n6/GGAN/ Post #49077 of /r/ Hispachan. March 3, 2019.
https://archive.is/uTOS2
Between chat and chat and chat, today's training is capture the flag, first class showdown! A has to steal the flag from B. What's a 3-4 vs 6? Balance? No, that's a very advanced concept for an OPuto in 2019, miracle that the RP even got this far, and I think that's strongly because the brute from the previous chapters spent Friday and weekend of that time, solid unit foundation and autism to come back.

Marietta cross-dresses as Akira, funniest shit ever and seeing Akira have even more exaggerated reactions also feels weird although maybe it's my bias remembering Akira!Fugo more serious than he really was. There are discussions about each character's drip to improve it regarding performance and quirk usage, and Lurker is chill and waiting to see what the training will be after seeing the others.

Anyway, capture the flag, and the catch is that once the test starts, it all happens in less than 20 minutes, oh and also right after telling the B team to behave, Akira hits Lurker and sews his mouth shut with a zipper, model student indeed, kek. And Lurker takes the hit because he seems kinda masochistic or depressed, or both kek. More discussions ensue about quirk interactions on whether Lurker could or couldn't open Akira's zipper by deactivating his quirk, which ends up in Lurker's favor, he's going for the sheet.
Class A makes a plan, shoves their flag down the sewer, B picks a random alley, and Marietta hides the flag behind a fake wall that then turns into a huge empty fake building, upscale. Mark and Kouhei have their suits edited in Gimp and Paint respectively, SOUL.

B sets up in that random alley with Marietta, Dronne, and Kouhei at base, plus a fake flag made by Juanjo, while the rest go far off to hunt for the real flag. Meanwhile, A goes all together after hiding their flag in the sewer. Mark, you idiot, it wasn't that hard to just close the ground and make it impossible for them to get there.

While all that was happening, Dronne was ordering things to build a more solid strategy, and Lurker has his first interaction with Marietta. If only he knew where this buddy would lead him. Also, at some point Juanjo learns how to make mechanisms and gives Akira a grenade pencil, upscale. Dronne also senses the A group from at minimum, according to my ass, at least a whole block away, upscale.

We also have a direct declaration of Mark pulverizing something with his physical strength, I mean asphalt, upscale to casual strength.

So, both groups are in random places, I assume there's no indication, and they have to find each other. Lots of planning ensues until the best way to do it is just walking around hoping for luck. They also have a plan to use a decoy to lure B into a trap where William uses his quirk to suspend pieces of asphalt like a wall of blades. Kinda sadistic the kid is now that I see it; that hero suit and hair change really do things.

Then the real shitstorm starts and Toga appears, she completely bypasses Dronne's detection and steals Marietta's blood. Marietta decides the best way to ask for help is to draw a sign outside the fake building asking people to call the police instead of just writing "help me".

Akira gets his first 00, and I think that's also the first one in this whole roleplay, right? Anyway, in this era the 00 is the lowest value, not the highest. He and Juanjo, and maybe Jason too, look for the A group until Lucas and Mark, in a huge display of IQ, decide to draw attention. Lucas screams like a bitch to signal their location so they can fight face-to-face and save the search. Genius?

Consequences of actions arrive: Marietta's fake building vanishes, kek, and Lucas screams again. Both times, nobody hears him, even though they were close enough for Dronne to sense him. Akira gets lost, kek. Fact: Juanjo's traps last 8 turns, and then he makes his own fake building when Marietta fails, but his dice say otherwise. Toga knocks out Marietta, transforms into her, and hey, it's Jorge the cake!
We also have the data that Toga is 22, so this can't happen any later than 6-7 years compared to the original manga, but we'll see how the chronology goes to shit later so don't pay attention to this data, kek. And Toga is Akira's waifu, incredible data, early Akira!Fugo was a totally different character.

That Toga wants to get A's attention and the dumbass Mark falls for it hook, line, and sinker, while the rest of B can feel something's wrong because obviously Marietta wouldn't disappoint Tatsu when they hear it over their comms, again, the distance between both groups can't be more than one or two blocks for Dronne to detect them but at the same time there are contradictory data of no one hearing Lucas scream (except Kouhei kek), or that Akira is so stupid he gets lost by himself. Although that's more contradictory data about organization problems between OPs.

In summary, there's a bit too much filler of "trying to listen", "seeing if I can find something", etc until the interesting stuff happens, Mark falls into Juanjo's trap after finally visualizing the B group, while Togarietta attacks Dronne.

Mark rolls some huge dice and somehow counters the weird trap he falls into, but Juanjo counters him with a higher reroll and locks him in 4 walls of ice, but before that Mark shoots randomly and his stone shots hit...no one kek, Kurisu took a mid-sentence dialogue as the action instead of Mark trying to escape the trap, I burned, and on top of that Mark has bad luck again with his first 00 which here is still bad so it's useless as shit, kek.

Togarietta stabs Dronne's hand who can barely react, Akira goes to help him after having climbed onto a building and then coming down after seeing him, here the question is whether he went up inside via the stairs or jumped down/used his portals.

We also have another link to a meta thread https://www.hispachan.org/r/res/49450.html obviously not available, kek.

I have no fucking idea anymore of anyone's spatial locations, which after all B returns to fight Toga while Mark is trapped for the whole test and William does absolutely nothing until Kurisu remembers him and throws a lolrandom at him.

While B is going to gangrape Toga, Marietta wakes up and the priority is the mission so she makes illusions to trick Mark/Lucas, although they're still busy in the trap.

Togarietta can withstand Kouhei's tackle, Dronne's attacks, and dodge Jason, also Akira still has incredible instakills with his closes like splitting Toga in half and nothing works for him because of plot and dice.
Every attack they plan gets interrupted by Dabi's fire, Dabi Shoto (which Ruler can't read Japanese names for), who joins the fight; I'll make sheets for him and Toga too because of the kekes.

Kouhei's first instinct upon seeing a villain who incinerated Juanjo's best attack without a trace is to spit on him and insult him, based.

Mark from who-the-fuck-knows-where, and let's be clear, surrounded by ice walls that until now were ignored, kek, shoots fire from a distance and instantly assumes perfectly that villains have infiltrated the trial and are causing problems, so he tells Lucas to go get help. How did he reach that conclusion so fast? He doesn't have a huge brain, and even though after being attacked once it'd be expected to reach that conclusion, there's no margin or line of thought to do it so fast, you attention-seeking fucking idiot, that your teachers are monitoring you, you imbeciles, or in these 20 minutes they took a nap, kek.

Lucas is indecisive while Juanjo debuts another of his signature attacks, creating demons; this one is fire-immune and huge, and Lurker approaches and cancels Dabi's quirk, while Lucas and Mark keep arguing, "this is character dynamics and friendships, damn it!" Shame that all of Mark's confidence falls short because he's still trapped by Juanjo's trap, which is liquid ink, so he couldn't absorb it to get it off him anyway.

William starts his fight with the random one, Kevin, a dwarf with a quake quirk.

Mark finally frees himself while Juanjo creates his super demon and orders it to attack, and Lucas runs around screaming for Tatsu and Kaguya, and the idiot trips, but he's still far enough that Mark can see him, so better they go fight together to help.

Toga remains unmoved with Dronne while Dabi starts backing away as the others go against him and Lurker messes up his quirk, and Juanjo gets ignored again, and is responded to with his demon being negdiffed by Dabi and pyromancy like Endeavor's. While that was happening, Kouhei had to gather the courage to cross a wall of flames, flames that he precisely said were losing strength, so he's just being dramatic because Dabi now has his attention on something else, like Akira's foot that breaks his face, while Marietta's attempt to scare Toga is totally ignored as she middiffes into Dronne.

Looks like Kevin following William reunites with the others, but no? Because they ignore them and Ruler already ends the fight, and Akira is berserked and curses at Dabi even though the trial is already over.

>>4486
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https://youtu.be/sH7JbsKnKdo▾
>Rol boku no hero 4: "The path of the hero" March 3, 2019
https://archive.is/walMK

IT WAS A TEST JAJAJAJA. There were never any villains, it was just a test, Toga and Dabi are heroes and everything was under control, jajaja.

Lucas isn't amused at all. How could they psychologically toy with them like that? Nah, he gets angry and saddened that B monopolizes the villains and never sends anything to Mark and him, kek, though he's kinda right, and this shows the poor organization by Ruler and Kurisu.

Mark has his Amane moment and confronts them angrily about the distress and all that, until William draws attention to the random guy he fought, pointing out that if that guy had been a real villain, things could've gone badly—so alarms start ringing. Will this lead to anything? No, lol.

What about Kevin?

Upscale Toga—according to Tatsumaki, she could've killed them without them noticing if she wanted to. Same with Dabi. Kaguya says she'll compensate them somehow, while Tatsumaki defends herself. Toga flirts with Dronne and gets brutally rejected by his autistic monk vibe—the odds for Akira and later Juanjo rise. Since Marietta is still developing a personality, she copies Lucas and hugs Tatsu, suffocating her with her boobs.
>Marietta uses "Charm"
>It's super effective!
>Tatsumaki was blushed

Kouhei asks for autographs—already seems like a running gag of his—and Akira shows he still has some kindness left by helping Dabi, then comforting Marietta.

Meanwhile, B celebrates, while A prepares to hunt down the Kevin who attacked William—until Tatsu rubs her victory in Kaguya's face, which pisses off Lucas and leads into what personally I consider one of the best moments in all of BNH. Although later posts lead into A's friendship and feels moment, that monologue alone is really strong and perfectly shows the kind of person Lucas is and the mindset he carries. Especially how A's upbringing is a complete antithesis to B's. It gets even better when a few posts later, Kouhei starts declaring hatred toward Akira, leading to a fight between them, with Tatsumaki joining the banter and earning Mark's anger. (Look at Kouhei's attitude shift—from insecure to total asshole once he gets confidence from Tatsumaki. This poor blorbo got corrupted, just like Marietta.)
Still, Lucas can't refute Tatsumaki that his attempts were futile no matter how well-intentioned they were (I don't buy that he said it with good intentions behind it, that damn dwarf has already proven she has no heart). Does a hero who doesn't fulfill their duty remain a hero despite their failures? Can someone who achieves their goals regardless of who they crush along the way be a hero? An incredible dichotomy that isn't explored enough and gets tossed aside, yeah yeah.

Kouhei and Akira start fighting, declaration that Akira can break concrete, supporting feat. Tatsumaki reminds them they're a team even if it doesn't seem like it, and there's more funny talk about leaving them without a day off to kill them in training. Tatsumaki agrees to Marietta going for coffee, too stupid to realize she's feeding her very obvious obsession.

We add driving to Akira's skills. Does Juanjo, when creating a car, make all the internal mechanisms or just a shell that he moves telekinetically? Questions, questions. Well, it seems so because Akira can accelerate and everything without any input from Juanjo, kek. And he can counterfeit money. Will that pass a test verifying authenticity? Who knows. Akira isn't a scammer, it's illegal, only villains do that!

There's a lore patch drop: Juanjo's father is an architect and uses his quirk for charity to build houses for the poor. No wonder he wanted his son to do something useful. Despite going along with Tatsu, he admits he's trying to make his father's business more popular to help more people, because it's the right thing to do. True Neutral. They go to a Chinese restaurant and order the Big Smoke meal. Akira admits he only joined UA to prove a point, I guess Akira!Shonen's motivations still hold, though the change is starting to show due to Akira!Fugo losing interest. Also, according to Juanjo, he usually goes with All Might to ask for advice, I guess that's something.
While Kouhei and Lurker talk in the cafeteria, there's time dilation in this roleplay and they can go from the fake city to the cafeteria in a minute, kek. That and it's better characterization for both Kouhei and Lurker, who is in a perpetual state of laziness or wishing they were somewhere else but knows not only how to laugh but also how to be there and listen. That the food at UA is disgusting and they'd better go to the poor and dangerous neighborhood where Kouhei lives, and they go to a restaurant where the vampire used to go with his villain father before he was arrested, and that he wants to be a hero to clean up places like this from crime, and dreams of fighting his father like in Tekken, Kouhei? CHAD. After continuing to talk and such, they both finish eating and go their separate ways, we discover that Kouhei's mom is also hot, and that the first one to start saying the catchphrase 'partner' was Kouhei and not Lurker, weird.

While A search around they find the place of the fight with Kevin and there's tremendous gaslighting from William that he threw a beam at Kevin, when that the fuck didn't happen, what the hell? Besides, a beam isn't much compared to his calculations to hold back Aizawa. A has their epic moment of feels, hugs, and cute crying while the search fails, then they go to eat ramen and talk amongst themselves, about their families, etc.
When they finish eating with Juanjo, Akira meets the A trio and doesn't show aggression, weird.

Lucas sees Akira and tells him to fuck off, knowing how he is, kek, thanks to Mark we also have a teaser of Ryusui, his mysterious cousin.
Akira is now shy and says he has problems with his emotions, well, like Fugo but along with his DID issues, it's an interesting trait to his personality, but he explains his problem and Lucas gives him the green light.
Also, Lucas and Mark promise each other a fight that never happened, as well as all the other fights and rematches that Mark declared and will declare.

Lucas also openly admits that his father abandoned him, one would expect a character like Lucas to be ignorant of that or to somehow deny it, either out of ignorance or denial of accepting the truth, but there's the straw hat admitting it. Also, Mark doesn't give a fuck, kek.

Oh, and of course, there's also FUCKING EPIC MOMENT MURAKUMO ENTERS THE SCENE with his authentic debut and late arrival to the empty UA, kek, these things can never be repeated today, how I miss it. Aside from that, this event is just more interactions that further reinforce the friendship of class A, especially that of Mark and Lucas, who we already saw are very Ride or Die, these two. Akira is still there and shows more humility admitting that B won purely by luck given the difficulty they were given.
It's late and the A-class guys are leaving, no, Mark doesn't have family, I don't know what he's talking about, they're like Marietta's parents, they don't exist, don't ask, he didn't train and he also didn't see All Right on TV, no, nope!

The rest leave and since he's a beacon of light, Lucas tells Akira to get along better with his class, that's my number one fr!
Lucas goes with his hot mom, William with his tsundere sister with whom there's absolutely nothing possibly incestuous going on, or maybe he just loves her a lot and cares about him, who knows.

Meanwhile, Tatsu grows a pair and rejects Marietta's obvious advances Tatsumaki 1, Merri 0 but doesn't want to hurt her feelings, and the scene of Marietta opening up and telling her problems starts to get to me and I regret not paying attention to her at the time, Marietta invites her to her empty house and serves her coffee, and Tatsumaki suspects something is off, but damn, that coffee is good, kek. Marietta panics and creates an illusion showing her "village" where she grew up, we'll see the canonicity of that another time.
Marietta shows the illusion of her parents and Tatsumaki, surprisingly showing a soul, tells her to be honest, and to stop letting her mind dictate her reality when the hallucinations tell Tatsu to leave (also ruler counts 00 as 100 while Kurisu as 01, Akira and Mark had to pull out a powerup during the test, just mentioning it, btw).

The emotional load is so strong that Marietta evolves her quirk and now gives physicality to her illusions, although at the same time, due to the meta-discussion, these "illusions" are actually things from the "dark world," which I retroactively interpret as some bug from the autism dimension where all her deep lore comes from, and at the cost of being physical, the illusions lose any lack of detail and are weird shadows like Dark Shadow. The entities prove dangerous so Tatsumaki is forced to knock Marietta out to end it all, and I guess, cut her connection with those things.

An amazing BNH scene starring Marietta? Fork found in kitchen, I know.

It's very curious how Tatsumaki genuinely shows appreciation and concern for Marietta despite generally being a bitch to everyone, maybe it's her soul or she's just projecting since she identifies with not being good enough and having no one have faith in her due to her past life of failures, who knows.

See you another day.

>>4488
other relevant funny screenshots

The other day I saw how famous those "narrating stories" videos from DnD, also from 4chan, etc. were, and I started thinking that... Odysseys have already been made here, or the MEGAODYSSEY /Hisrol/ (>>121188).
And I asked myself... Why not turn it into Loquendo, edit it a little (background music, and some sound effects at most....) And upload it to the chon's channel???

I mean, reading it is very entertaining, each odyssey is different, and they don't shove 8,000,000 characters of a thread down your throat, but rather it's told in a narrated way.
I don't know if it's a bad idea, I would watch it, and I saw that it was relatively "in fashion".

>>4480
Why does it seem like OP hates class B?