>>10552>AbsalonHe was nervous, maybe it's not something he's ever shown since he got there, but the situation truly warranted it, maybe that's why he felt relieved to see Jamil again, her confused little face was refreshing among so many strangers who were following him, and Vapu's dog-like face who was a terrible conversationalist in general.And so, she spanked him, making the situation lose a bit of its romantic tint, looking at Jamil from above, he returned to normal.-Hey! I'm trying to be romantic, for fuck's sake. --
He replied, pouting, feeling the warmth of her forehead resting on his-- Ugh, I didn't sound too cheesy, did I? I got chills saying all that...
He squeezed Jamil's round buttocks in his hands, letting his fingers sink in above the fabric, only to then lift her high enough to kiss her more easily, while the others present familiarized themselves with the situation they were in after having discovered, uh... Whatever they discovered.>And who was that demon? what do you mean you have friends who are demons Abdullah?>I am a demon>BUT WE DON'T KNOW YOU EITHER-Shut the fuck up.
>And these two? did you get slaves along the way? you got a replacement for me that fast huh?He would have jumped from the pinch if he hadn't had her on top of him a few moments ago, instead he deformed one of Jamil's buttocks by squeezing it hard.-Replace me? I didn't even invite you to follow me, I thought I had lost you along the way here. --
He answered quickly, smiling mischievously.>Shut up Whore, I'm just another unfortunate who had to accompany this guy so he wouldn't die in the battle with Satan-Your grandma's a whore, and I don't even remember seeing your face much during my fight with Satan, did you even hurt him? The idiot who betrayed Jesus was more useful than you. --
He replied to the unfortunate who had been following him all this time, Abdulla or whatever.>But yes, I think we should go to the city, listening to you like this seems like an... interesting... situation... hehAlthough he noticed her gaze, he really didn't know what to say to her, he preferred to remain serious instead of letting his own nerves show when trying to say something to comfort her.-... It doesn't matter... I have everything I need.
Instead of continuing to grope each other like horny teenagers, he put his arm around her waist to put his hand in one of her pockets, and he looked firm.-I've never known what the fuck tomorrow holds for me and I've never cared, I just do what I can.
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Home sweet home, or, uh, the closest thing he can have in hell anyway. Immediately the first thing he did was look for the children he had abandoned before leaving.-Oh, that idiot is still here.
>Oh, he didn't dieHe would have laughed at him for seeing him double over in pain after being kicked if he hadn't heard the other two:>DAD!!!-Oh no, what the hell did I tell you guys about calling me that? --
He kneels on one leg to receive them-- I'm not going to adopt you just because you kicked Ciel the idiot in the balls... Just once.
>Yeah, they missed you a lot, when did you get a woman pregnant here? we haven't even had a date... did you cheat on me?-Don't think badly of me, they're actually two brats that came to life after falling into a radioactive toilet. --
He joked in a playful tone-- And I thought the whole trip you took with me was a date or something, I mean, it's the closest thing we can have here.
>They...ugggh...are children of limbo...>OBVIOUSLY I KNOW, DO YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT! CAN'T I JOKE WITH MY BOYFRIEND!?He felt his ears flush, he played dumb looking away while intertwining fingers with Jamil's hand without thinking.
-Calm down, I understood.
He was unaccustomed to being... uh, gentle in general, at the same time it came naturally to him, perhaps being a criminal was the wrong career after all.
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Yadayadayada they explain to Ciel what happened, blablabla, they arrive at the city of whatever, blablabla they talk to the idiot Vapula had mentioned before, although he didn't participate much in the conversation as he was being distracted by his two post-natal mushrooms and his tomboy girlfriend or whatever they are now, only interrupting the conversation to add very relevant things.
-Don't get too attached to that guy, I'm about to shove his own Sword up his ass so deep he'll be able to taste his own shit. --
He told his two blessings and his group.
>You lost that quickly? Don't fuck with me, I made it to 9 without so much help or being a fag like "WAAAHH WAHH I NEED A GUARDIAN WAAAHH WAHH"-Judging by your face, it was probably because you look like a fucking faggot and none of them wanted to find out if you really were.
>Whoever beats me in this little game-Fuck off.
The situation would have naturally resulted in Absalon breaking his bone structure with knee strikes if it hadn't been for Abdullah's cunning, who started groping the half-faggot half-albino goblin while Absalon spent some time with his two smurfs playing rock-paper-scissors, with his arms around Jamil the whole time for some reason.
-Aren't you done yet? It looks like you just wanted an excuse to hold hands.
And so after a while there is finally a winner, and to his not-so-surprise it wasn't the incestuous redhead who had been following him all day. He was still aware that they were just wasting time, as soon as they gave an emotional speech to the rest of the unfortunate souls, they were soon shouting angrily at the sky or the closest thing they had there. He simply got up from the ground, helping Jamil up.
-Don't die. --
He asks her with a gentle expression, kissing her once more.
Hearing the gates of hell rumble, he didn't take a single step back, he drew King Cerberus and Beasthunter, ready to fight.